"Twist clockwise to unscrew?" So righty-loosey and lefty-tighty? Typical of "artistic" Apple numbnuts.

They and Microsoft moles stole much better WANG software. Windows just screwed with WANG a little. Apple turned it inside out. WANG was so good, your orphan bastard products worked more or less well, despite your "creative" sabotage worsening with time. Had mass wordprocessing retained unilateral WANG instead, your endless gravy train of forced incompetence and premature obsolescence would stop dead in its tracks.

Once the Library of the World Congress collects and disseminates all Earth's recorded information of the highest quality, in unlimited quantities, to everyone for free (the way Rome regulated its public water fountains; that is how you run a city, that is how you run a world), WANG+ will become its universal data entry language. You cultists can run museums of obsolete technology.

Unlike you apes, pauperizing everyone with your monkey see-monkey do anti-info profit hoarding, rationing and censorship.