Love your wit! Gotta love a clean freak!
Might I suggest deLimonine (100% of course) from orange peels. (I get mine shipped from canada & use it for everything…. even adhesive removal. Lasts forever.
I tried to give you 30 points but I havn’t completed the job & it made me take it back!
Also Alex Lee! If you do that to a washing machine it won’t be long till you are writing a repair manual for it!