How to Attach Googly Eyes to the Anti-Clamp

はじめに

Use this guide to attach googly eyes to your Anti-Clamp.

The personified Anti-Clamp is colloquially referred to as Clampy, but you can name it whatever you want, e.g., Clampalot, Clampus, John, etc.

For tips on how to tame Clampy, follow this guide.

Before you begin, wipe down Clampy to ensure a clean surface for the googly eyes to adhere to.

Use tweezers, or your fingers, to peel off the paper liner and expose the googly eye's adhesive.
Repeat the previous two steps for Clampy's second eye (unless you want a Cyclops Clampy).

If you want to use alternate adhesive, follow the next three steps. Otherwise, skip to this step.
Use tweezers to peel off a portion of pre-cut adhesive.
It doesn't have to be a lot of adhesive—just enough to allow the googly eye to stick securely.
You can also use double-sided tape instead of pre-cut adhesive. Clampy isn't picky.

You are about to perform the repair equivalent of ocular surgery! Proceed with caution and care for Clampy.
Place the googly eyes on the top arm of Clampy, just above the suction cups.
Press down on each eye to ensure they fully adhere to Clampy.

Depending on your Clampy's personality, you can position its eyes in various ways.
The following images are some examples of alternative Clampy styles:
Prey Clampy
Suction-Cup-For-Feet Clampy
Snail Clampy

Congratulations, you have given Clampy the gift of sight! However, it will now hunger for devices to open.
Give your Clampy something modest to open, like an iPhone 13 mini.
Make sure to remove the two P2 Pentalobe screws from the iPhone before giving it to Clampy.

Give your Clampy something larger, like an iPhone 13 Pro.
Watch Clampy open this device with ease.
If your Clampy seems to open this device even faster...almost like its appetite is growing, follow the next step.

Give your Clampy something monstrous, like an iPhone 13 Pro Max.
Watch Clampy lose control of itself and tear open the phone with unnecessary violence.
If you've run out of options, follow the next step.

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Witness Clampy sit atop his pile of victims, each a testimony to his power of suction.
Legends tell of a clamp so powerful that even iPads shiver when they hear its name. Mothers all over the world tell their children that if they use too much adhesive on their electronics, a certain clamp will visit you in the night—and that clamp will show no mercy. These are only tales, however.
But, perhaps you've invoked this clamp-like being by attaching googly eyes to the Anti-Clamp. And that being's name is...
Clampy